February was the Month of Letters! March is not the Month of Letters. It’s probably a metaphor of some kind, therefore, that I’ve just gotten round to sending some people some letters.
Do you want a letter? Look, friend, I’ve got a rubber stamp of a bird, okay? You definitely want a letter. Get me your postal address in some way (DM @invisibleinkie on Twitter, email wrenwallis (at) gmail, etc.) and I will write you a letter. Or you can write me a letter! And get one back! I have an address for that sort of thing, you know. It is:
14 Milliston Rd.
Millis, MA 02054